Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Time for you to meet.....

sex MACHINEGUNS

This guys made it's debut in 1998, although they've been around since 1996, and have gone through 3 break ups as band members have left the band later to be replaced. The orinial squad consisted of Anchang, Sussy, Noisy and Speed Star Sypan Joe. Joe had to leave the group in 1999 and they replaced him Clutch.J.Himawari. In 2001 Sussy left and was replaced by Circuit.V.Panther.

In 2003, the group disbanded with this lineup. and then reform in 2004 with a slightly modified lineup; Noisy for Samurai W. Kenjilaw and bringing back Speed Star Sypan Joe.

In 2006, breakup would strike the group again. but in 2007 Anchang would once again reform sex MACHINEHGUNS, but with a brand new lineup made of himself, Ryotatsu and Keichi, with the help of support member Shingo* as a bassist

Here is a compilation of videos taken from YouTube. I tried to show all of the members in the videos. As you will see, this guys have stayed true to their style...and needless to say, their videos are very funny in a stupid kind of way.

PD: I've updated the other Time for you to meet entries

Hanabi-la Daikaiten - 1998


S.H.R (Sexy Hero Revolution) - 2001


Soko ni Anata Ga - 2002


Yonaoshi. Good Vibration - 2002


Aijin 28 - 2005


Hitoduma Killer - 2008

Sunday, January 11, 2009

It's been TOO long!

Hello children, welcome back and get ready for a lesson on life
We all saw "Click" right? If not, then you should... But the point is: I want a remote like that.
Why?
-Do I want to control life as the dude did on the movie? No.
-Do I want to fast forward everything boring/annoying? No!
Then why guAji? Why do you want a remote like that? Easy.. In fact, I'll answer that question with more questions

- Have the TV ever did something wrong? Nope.
- Let's say you are watching a game... Does it change the channel so you can't watch the game? Never.

I could go on and on, but I think I've made my point.
TVs are the most well behaved thing in your house! If you yell they don't tell you to shut up, If you are tired of the TV you just turn it off, it doesn't criticize you, If you are bored well the TV is there for you! The TV rules! Why? Because it comes with a remote...
Imagine that you could just turn your father off when he comes yelling and being obnoxious when he knows you have a migraine... Imagine you could set a timer on yourself! Say good bye to waking up late or having trouble going to sleep!
People HAVE GOT TO be more like TVs!

And you know what? I have been keeping it quiet, for the last year I have said nothing, but enough is enough... And I don't care what you think! I'll complain my ass off if I want to....
I bet you are wishing to have a remote to mute me or something, huh?
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That felt good

Thursday, January 01, 2009

The Birth of a Sworn Enemy

Kakita Toru was strolling through the gardens that night, his mind was disturbed by everything that has happened that day and while he was pondering, trying to reach out to his ancestors to guide him, the most unlikely of sounds came to his ears; he heard a woman crying.

He saw her, beautiful as she was, leaning on a nearby tree; she had not seen him, so he came near her just to realize he knew her very well; she was a Clan mate, they had gone to the same dojo and had participated on the tournament, and they both had failed in what they were trained to be the best at: a duel.

He had been victim of the machinations of the scoundrel known as Bayushi Bijomaru, and he knew that the reason why she had fainted and had to forfeit the match had been Bijomaru's work too although he could not prove it, however there was nothing he could do without risking his own honor. Looking at her he came close, moving with the grace only a Crane can move with, and she did not notice him until he was maybe too close... and she turned, her make up ruined because of the tears, but still she was beautiful... He reached out for her, but before he could touch her she spoke still crying: "Toru-San, please stop... You know of the oath I've made before the tournament and you know a Samurai's words and his actions are one and the same."

A Samurai's words and his actions are one and the same. To 'promise' would be redundant. That is what Akodo wrote, that is Makoto, complete sincerity. His heart was grieving that night and the sight of her only made that grief deeper, there was nothing he could do and he knew it... so he left her saying only this: "When we meet again, try to see me as you saw him who did nothing for you"

The next morning a handmaid enter her master's room and what she saw was nothing more than an oath fulfilled... And the The Laughing Carp Inn became know for yet another sad story; a beautiful youth, a promising Samurai and the love of Kakita Toru had committed sepukku in her room while everyone else slept peacefully.