...And what a War we've had so far!
People said it's been full of surprises, but really, to me there's only been 2 Group D and Group H.
The preliminary phase is over, 16 armies must now head back home, and enjoy the rest of the War in the comfort of their homelands.
The next events, starting this weekend, are as follows...
Saturday:
House Canarinho will face House La Roja, and later House Cafeteros will face House Charrua.
What can I say. It's kind of sad that, out of 5, 4 CONMENBOL armies will face each other in this round. Feels like a qualifying round. House Canarinho has the home field advantage, but House La Roja is not to be taking lightly, after all "la wea esta fome qliao wea!". House Cafeteros is a powerhouse and House Charrua will go to battle without it's prime banner man, Luis "OMNOMNOM" Suarez.
Sunday:
House Oranje will face House Tri and House Ticos will face House Ethniki.
Well House Oranje's 2 biggest banner men (Cabeza de Rodilla and The Flying Dutchman) are on fire, And The Ticos are a sight to behold, one of the 2 surprises this war have given me. I'm even gonna bother talking about House Tri, and as for the Greeks: Fuck them. The squeezed their way in, yes - But they DO NOT deserve to be here.
Monday:
House Les Bleus will face House Super Eagles and House Nationalmannschaft will face House Greens (I tries, but never found the pronunciation in Arabic)
Les Blues are always powerful opponents, but the terrain in Brazil might work in favor of House Super Eagles. And the same can be told about the other battle that will take place that day.
Tuesday:
Finallu House Albiceleste will face House Schweizer Nati and House Red Devils will meet House Yanks.
The Albiceleste's banner man is on fucking fire but on the group stage they didn't face any true opponents. House Red Devils have a young Army but can they stand up to The Yanks and their more experienced army? Can they outmatch a great General such as Klinsmann?
Thursday, June 26, 2014
Friday, June 20, 2014
That Pisses Me Off, Part XIV
Lately I have seen a lot of people on the internet trying to be philosophers, and when I say trying I mean failing miserably; specially children! 13 year old brats trying to give life lessons and everything! The arrogance! But that is not the problem - it takes a different, much more powerful kind of mamahuevo to to unnerve me; right, Ale? The problem with this new brand of free thinkers and philosopher is not that they actually believe themselves to be wise beyond their age, is that they think that they are wise beyond YOUR age as well.
I do not want to underestimate anyone, man, I respect everyone and I have absolutely no idea what they've been through to obtain such alleged wisdom... BUT... Neither do they know what I've been through! Because if my friends, CLOSE FRIENDS, like Ale, Panda, Napo and Chino have no clue what has happened in my life (except for whatever short stories I've told them), then these Cyber-Nietzsches surely are in complete ignorance. So, what happens when you try to look all mighty and wise? You look stupid.
"Guaji, what did you just called me?"
Stupid. I called you stupid! If you behave like stupid person would, if you talk like a stupid person would and if you think like a stupid person would... My friend, then you are just being stupid. And you know what makes look even more stupid? When you write, with all your pompous stupidity, about something someone did WRONG and how you'd do it RIGHT, and then - given the chance - you make the same mistake or even a worse one. I'm fucking tired of reading "I am a great advice giver", "I am a great observer and pay attention to detail" or "I have been trough it all" and then you give terrible advice, miss a critical detail that blow in your face or you happen to be 10.
"So you're fucking perfect, huh?"
I never said I was. I just keep my "wisdom", if there's any, to myself and to anyone who asks. And if I ever go public I never go around saying what should have been done or what I would have done. Actually, if you read this blog, you'll find a lot of "this happened to be for not being more of an asshole" and none of "Gee man, same thing happened to me. Here's the thing..." I only do that if someone ASK me for advice.You know why? Because I'm not a philosopher, I'm just a simple human being. And so are you... Only you're more stupid than me.
I should bring back the lyrics... How this one for this post?
HOLIER THAN THOU LYRICS - METALLICA
NO MORE!!!
The crap rolls out your mouth again
Haven't changed, your brain is still gelatin
Little whispers circle around your head
Why don't you worry about yourself INSTEAD!!!
Who are you? where ya been? where ya from?
Gossip burning on the tip of your tongue
You lie so much you believe yourself
Judge not l'est ye be judged yourself
Holier than thou
You are
Holier than thou
You are
You know not
Before you judge me take a look at you
Can't you find something better to do
Point the finger, slow to understand
Arrogance and ignorance go hand in hand
It's not you are it's who you know
Others lives are the basis of your own
Burn your bridges and build them back with wealth
Judge not l'est ye be judged yourself
Holier than thou
You are
Holier than thou
You are
You know not
Yeah who the hell are you?
Hey yo
Holier than thou
You are
Holier than thou
You are
You know not
NOT!!!
I do not want to underestimate anyone, man, I respect everyone and I have absolutely no idea what they've been through to obtain such alleged wisdom... BUT... Neither do they know what I've been through! Because if my friends, CLOSE FRIENDS, like Ale, Panda, Napo and Chino have no clue what has happened in my life (except for whatever short stories I've told them), then these Cyber-Nietzsches surely are in complete ignorance. So, what happens when you try to look all mighty and wise? You look stupid.
"Guaji, what did you just called me?"
Stupid. I called you stupid! If you behave like stupid person would, if you talk like a stupid person would and if you think like a stupid person would... My friend, then you are just being stupid. And you know what makes look even more stupid? When you write, with all your pompous stupidity, about something someone did WRONG and how you'd do it RIGHT, and then - given the chance - you make the same mistake or even a worse one. I'm fucking tired of reading "I am a great advice giver", "I am a great observer and pay attention to detail" or "I have been trough it all" and then you give terrible advice, miss a critical detail that blow in your face or you happen to be 10.
"So you're fucking perfect, huh?"
I never said I was. I just keep my "wisdom", if there's any, to myself and to anyone who asks. And if I ever go public I never go around saying what should have been done or what I would have done. Actually, if you read this blog, you'll find a lot of "this happened to be for not being more of an asshole" and none of "Gee man, same thing happened to me. Here's the thing..." I only do that if someone ASK me for advice.You know why? Because I'm not a philosopher, I'm just a simple human being. And so are you... Only you're more stupid than me.
I should bring back the lyrics... How this one for this post?
HOLIER THAN THOU LYRICS - METALLICA
NO MORE!!!
The crap rolls out your mouth again
Haven't changed, your brain is still gelatin
Little whispers circle around your head
Why don't you worry about yourself INSTEAD!!!
Who are you? where ya been? where ya from?
Gossip burning on the tip of your tongue
You lie so much you believe yourself
Judge not l'est ye be judged yourself
Holier than thou
You are
Holier than thou
You are
You know not
Before you judge me take a look at you
Can't you find something better to do
Point the finger, slow to understand
Arrogance and ignorance go hand in hand
It's not you are it's who you know
Others lives are the basis of your own
Burn your bridges and build them back with wealth
Judge not l'est ye be judged yourself
Holier than thou
You are
Holier than thou
You are
You know not
Yeah who the hell are you?
Hey yo
Holier than thou
You are
Holier than thou
You are
You know not
NOT!!!
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