Madonna

There is a guy I'm starting to really dislike, and I mean REALLY dislike. It's not like "Shut the fuck up, dude" or "Go fuck a goat, man"... No no, it's more like "We do not speak the name of the devil in this house of god" kind of stuff.

I met the guy at a friend's birthday party, and let me tell you something: I had heard stories of a douchebag so great that knows no boundaries; that this physic plane of existence in which we live cannot contain his douchbagness... But I was skeptic. Even when my viking-like life long friend told me that this guy was unbearable, I remained a skeptic. Guess what? The guy is not as much a douchebag as my friend told me... He's worse.

He is so powerfully mamahuevo, that I have not to deal with the guy to automatically be annoyed by him. Believe me, I have crossed like 3 sentences with him, and I can't stand his comments. You know what the problem is? When you're dead, you don't know that you are dead... It is only difficult for the people that's around you (or rather "were" around you), and it is the same thing with stupidity.

I was willing to let go, just complain to those that would find it funny until it just gets old and shit, but this morning he said something that exceeded my expectations. A girl I know just got surgery, she had too much of a "condition" (tee hee) and that was causing her a problem, so she took care of that. Now this whimpering simian comes and says that it's her fault, that the problem is not biological in nature but is an attitude problem, and that she should have not agreed to the surgery because, in a way, it is offensive. BTW, I'm not saying what exactly happened unless I'm given permission to write about it; in the end I'm here to trash someone and that is not her, but him... HIM!!! Dude, 100.000 sperm, and you were the fastest?!.

This guy... Jesus... I mean, seriously...

I'm gonna be a good guy. We have a problem. I'm gonna do as YOU would, and use my will to end this problem. This is me doing an attitude change, so that we all can get better.

Lyrics? Of course!
世直し - Good Vibration

お前に仕事は無い。いけてる仕事は無い。儲かる仕事はない。 
今時、仕事は無い。 
両親、苦労で出た大学も、無駄、無駄、無駄使い! 
解らないのか?バカ息子。無駄、無駄、無駄使い! 
こいつの痛みを思い知れ!電源不要のエレキ技 

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お前に恋人なし。素敵な恋愛なし。棚から牡丹餅なし。 
ハートを磨く気なし。 
大金、叩いてエステに通う、無駄、無駄、無駄使い! 
解らないのか?バカ娘。無駄、無駄、無駄使い! 
こいつの痛みを思い知れ!電源不要のエレキ技 

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痺れる股間に衝撃波 
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無し、無し。 

愛する気持ちが無い。感謝の気持ちが無い。反省する気も無い。 
トイレにペーパー無し。 
地球の温度が上がってる。無駄、無駄、無駄使い! 
解らないのか?バカヤロウ。無駄、無駄、無駄使い! 
こいつの痛みを思い知れ!電源不要のエレキ技 

電気アン・マー、電気アン・マー、 
痺れる股間に衝撃波 
電気アン・マー、電気アン・マー、 
痺れる股間に衝撃波 
電気アン・マー、電気アン・マー、 
痺れる股間に衝撃波 
電気アン・マー、電気アン・マー、 
電気アン・マー 無し、無し。